01 May Fund Me
Dearly beloved followers, I am planning to write a super sexy dinosaur porn book that will make me a billionaire. However, until that time happens, I could use $2 to write flash fiction of the literary, Weird and funky type. The type that gets 1 star reviews like “this has no plot” or “this violates all the Aristotelic principles.” I come to you because the husband won’t let me organize a grow-op in the laundry room and the Canadian Council of Arts thinks my last name is an ingredient. Therefore, please fund my new experiment in getting funding or buy one of the books I edit. All the money goes to feed the writer, who has a hankering for sushi. Thank you.
Fund me here: http://www.patreon.com/silviamg